Who is Skibbidy Branson?
“There’s a man stealing all my cognac named Skibiddy Branson and needless to say I’m not a fan of the guy” - Abraham “Big Tits” Lincoln
“If I had a bong hit for every time Skibiddy Branson fucked my day up being a little twat I’d be real stoned” - a horse named Ham Sandwich
“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” - Ben Alffleck on fire
“Fuck Skibiddy, he took my friends ham sandwich” - Samuel “Lemon Pepper” Jackson