Who is Skibbidy Branson?

“There’s a man stealing all my cognac named Skibiddy Branson and needless to say I’m not a fan of the guy” - Abraham “Big Tits” Lincoln

“If I had a bong hit for every time Skibiddy Branson fucked my day up being a little twat I’d be real stoned” - a horse named Ham Sandwich

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” - Ben Alffleck on fire

“Fuck Skibiddy, he took my friends ham sandwich” - Samuel “Lemon Pepper” Jackson

 

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